Drew has taken issue with my “DRUNK AGAIN” post. Here’s an IM chat we just had:
drew: TWO QUICK THINGS.
drew: #1. I did not make you drink.
drew: #2. I am not a big boozer.
Jerry: [Eye-rolling emoticon]
drew: #3. I PURCHASED that beverage cup —
drew: it was not a FREEBIE
Jerry: What beverage cup?
drew: so don’t let your readers think i chintzed out on you
Jerry: You mean the drink cup?
Jerry: You bought that?
drew: Yeah — the one that would never hold all your puke!
drew: Of course I bought it!
drew: They keep their inventory the same way!
Jerry: They wouldn’t just give it to you?
drew: I paid $3.25 for it.
Jerry: You ARE nice!
drew: They only give out those teeny Dixie Cup cups
drew: for free
Jerry: I’ll issue a correction
drew: Do it fast, buster.
drew: I will not be maligned in your blog.
drew: (Of course, now THIS will end up in your blog, but whatever. I have a repuation to uphold.)