SCHWARZENEGGER… OR SPAM?
Here’s a fun game for readers 18 and older. (The rest of you can play one of these instead.)
See if you can tell which of the following quotes are from Arnold Schwarzenegger’s now-infamous 1977 interview with Oui and which are subject lines from spam I’ve received in the last two weeks.
1. “I really dig your body and I want to fuck the shit out of you.”
2. “Please plead your case as to why you need to lick me down there.”
3. “Instead of staring at the ceiling I figure I might as well find somebody and fuck.”
4. “Everybody jumped on her and took her upstairs.”
5. “This guy thinks I’m a girl. Wait ’till he sees my package. ”
6. “We had girls backstage giving head.”
7. “This guy started fingering me on the dance floor.”
8. “Some think that they don’t have a big-enough cock, so they can’t get a hard-on.”
9. “I was an innocent boy from a farm town.”
10. “If she’s a good fuck, she can weigh 150 pounds, I don’t care.”
ANSWERS: #1, 3, 4, 6, 8, 9, and 10 are all Arnie. (To be fair, #1 was taken slightly out of context, as it was spoken as a hypothetical. Arnold’s quote is as follows: “If a girl comes on strong and says, ‘I really dig your body and I want to fuck the shit out of you,’ I just decide whether or not I like her. If I do take her home, I try to make sure I get just as much out of it as she does.”)