Benefit of having a blog, #1,842: when someone doesn’t get your joke, you have another audience to try it out on…
Me: Hi, I’m calling about the non-disclosure agreement Kevin signed. I was wondering if you could fax us a copy of it.
Kevin’s assistant: What is this again?
Me: It’s a non-disclosure agreement.
KA: Kevin hasn’t told me anything about that.
Me: Well, I’m glad to hear that. He’s not supposed to disclose it.
(crickets, awkward pause that lasts all eternity)
KA: Yeah, okay. Well, I’ll ask him about it.
Me: Okay. Thanks.
It’s pathetic how much I’m giggling just as I type this.