DEAF EARS

Benefit of having a blog, #1,842: when someone doesn’t get your joke, you have another audience to try it out on…

Me: Hi, I’m calling about the non-disclosure agreement Kevin signed. I was wondering if you could fax us a copy of it.

Kevin’s assistant: What is this again?

Me: It’s a non-disclosure agreement.

KA: Kevin hasn’t told me anything about that.

Me: Well, I’m glad to hear that. He’s not supposed to disclose it.

(crickets, awkward pause that lasts all eternity)

KA: Yeah, okay. Well, I’ll ask him about it.

Me: Okay. Thanks.

It’s pathetic how much I’m giggling just as I type this.