QUESTIONS I SHOULD’VE ASKED MYSELF BEFORE SPENDING $650 ON NEW TIRES

1. How much are tires supposed to cost?
   

2. Should my tires really be worn out already when there are only 25,000 miles on my car?
   

3. Am I under warranty?
   

4. How much does it cost to ride the bus?

QUESTIONS I’M ASKING AFTER SPENDING $650 ON NEW TIRES

1. What should I have for dinner tonight, a peanut butter sandwich or… nothing?
   

2. If I change my name, flee town and start living a life on the run, will the Visa people ever find me?
   

3. How will I ever afford a house?