SCORE ONE FOR THE LITTLE GUY

Thanks to Drew for pointing this out…

Something is amiss with the poster for “Without a Paddle”.

Can you tell what it is? Let’s just say the movie isn’t called “Without an Apple Box”.

I’m not trying to height-hate on anyone here, but isn’t Seth Green, well, tiny?

Or was I wrong?

Nope. Here’s a production still from the film that straightens everything out…

Now, I’m sure Seth had nothing to do with those posters. And as a fellow member of the vertically challenged community, it’s nice to know that, even if the studio marketing people don’t want you to know it, Seth seems perfectly comfortable appearing diminutive on screen, unlike certain other image-obsessed mini-stars who relentlessly control all depictions of their stature so as to maintain the illusion of altitude — at least according to rumor (not that I believe rumors).

Seth Green, you’re a giant in my book.