BAPTIZIN’ ALL MY TEARS

Someone asked me very politely to post a picture of our shabby but lovable Charlie Brown Christmas tree. Since someone is kind enough to turn the Christmas tree lights on every morning before I wake up, it was the least I could do.

Notice that the tree isn’t even strong enough to hold up the star on top, which dips sadly to the side under its minimal weight.

Notice the skis in the background which have never been used.

And notice the embarrassing piece of sheet music on the piano. This was specifically staged for this photo, and I’ll happily admit it is from my vast collection of embarrassing sheet music.

However, it’s slightly less embarrassing than the sheet music which was actually on the piano before the picture was taken, which belonged not to me, but to someone who shall remain linkless.