I’m sure there’s a rule against drunk blogging at 2:45 a.m. while sitting in front of the computer in your underwear, but I want to thank the guy who bought me dinner last night…

… who gave me the latest Little House DVDs and will probably even be nice enough to watch them with me.

… who was such a good sport about my spooky valentine surprise that awaited him when he came home.

… who likes getting monkey cards as much as I like giving them.

… who brushed my teeth in bed because I was too wasted to get up and do it myself, and because I thought it’d be hilarious to see if he went through with it.

… who slept on my side of the bed because I refused to budge from his.

… who taught me that, yes, you can order a lemon drop anywhere and yes, they’ll put sugar on the rim if you ask and yes, you can order a second one even after the first one hit you like a ton of bricks.

… who answered me honestly that yes, it’s kind of a girly drink.

… who took off my pants and socks and somehow got me dressed for bed and moved me from the couch to the bedroom without me remembering him doing it.

So Happy Valentine’s Day, whatever your name was.

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