I don’t hate many things. Hitler, sure. Cancer – check. Drivers who don’t give you the little “Thank you!” wave when you let them merge in front of you. Oh, hells yeah! Other than that, though, I’m a pretty loving guy.
But I HAAAAAAAATE dressing up for Halloween.
I haven’t done it in decades.
Since I was about 10 years old, I have been a proud Halloween Grinch. I don’t like all the skulls and skeletons. I don’t like haunted houses. I don’t like those awful “Let’s Kill Teenagers” movies that come out every late October. I don’t like pumpkins and candy corn. I don’t even like candy all that much.
But you know what I do like? More than anything? What I love with all my heart?
Happy Halloween everyone!