Only a few days after we moved into our new home last January, we were driving on the main highway, and we passed by a hideous warehouse-type store that was painted a dull, cheap shade of orange.
“What’s that?” Sutton asked.
“Um… that’s Spookytown.”
That’s what the sign out front said, though instead of o’s in the word “Spooky”, there were two fiery red demon eyes. If I thought the name might scare my kids, I was dead wrong.
“Oooh, can we go there?” Sutton pleaded.
“No, it’s only open around Halloween.”
She brought up Spookytown constantly — whenever we passed by it, whenever the subject of Halloween came up, and sometimes completely unprompted. “Next Halloween, we’ll go to Spookytown!” she announced. “I won’t be scared, because it’s just pretend.”
She was simultaneously horrified and fascinated. At two years old and change, scary is supposed to be simple. If something’s scary, you stay away from it. But here, there was this store that sold nothing but scary stuff, and people went there ON PURPOSE. My curious little girl was dying to learn more.
As someone who’s never much liked Halloween, it’s taken me some adjustment having a daughter who’s obsessed with it. She brings it up every single day, all year round — more than Christmas, more than her birthday. The topics range from what her costume will be to the character traits of different types of monsters like vampires, ghosts and wolfmen to, of course, Spookytown.
We drove past that deserted eyesore for months, and every time, it launched a conversation. Then one day, it was gone. Spookytown disappeared, and overnight, a tile store moved in. They slapped on a fresh coat of paint, installed a new sign and dismantled the demon eyes.
Sutton was crushed — and Halloween was only getting closer. “We’ll find another Spookytown,” we assured her.
For months, she lived with the uncertainty of not knowing where her October scares would come from. Drew and I know that Halloween stores are the bad pennies of retail. You can always count on one showing up again. Sutton was forced to take our word for it.
Then, in late September, there it was, a quarter of a mile up the road from the old Spookytown. New Spookytown. The second we saw it, Drew jerked the steering wheel toward the parking lot and the tires screeched cartoonishly as we skidded up to the entrance.
It was, as expected, a shithole.
There were cheap packaged costumes, cheap overpriced decorations, and a display of animatronic ghouls in a decorative graveyard. Even though the store had just opened, only half of them seemed to moan on cue.
The kids loved it.
The way they ran from the Smurf costumes to the zombie makeup rack, shrieking at full dog-whistle pitch, it was like they were in Disneyland.
Neither of them could make up their minds what costumes they wanted to wear, so we bought them each three different ones over the last month. I know, we’re suckers, but we’ve gotten plenty of use out of them with all the costume parades we’ve had up and down the hallway of our house.
As we counted down the days to Halloween, reports started coming in of an unprecedented storm headed directly for us. Drew and I gathered candles and filled the bathtub with water, while the kids played quietly with their toys and talked about candy.
“Why did you take down the pumpkin in the front yard?” Bennett asked.
“Because the Frankenstorm is coming,” I said.
It seemed like a joke, like the kind of twisted boogeyman parents make up to scare kids. A Frankenstorm. But this wasn’t something out of Spookytown. It was real, and Drew and I were genuinely scared.
Somehow, the storm that tore apart most of our geographic area left us untouched. The lights flickered a few times, but we never lost power. By Halloween morning, everything seemed normal. I put the kids in their costumes and herded them to the car.
“Who wants to go to Spookytown?” I asked. They went nuts.
It seemed like a simple plan. We’d been to Spookytown half a dozen times over the last few weeks. Why not now? I made a right turn off our street and almost immediately had to hit the brakes. Up ahead, the road was blocked by a giant tree.
It was just sitting there. No one was even trying to remove it. I turned down a different street, and I soon realized why that fallen tree wasn’t a priority. There were downed trees everywhere, practically one every block. I saw one that had landed on the roof of a house, but mostly they were in the streets. It was like driving in a maze, constantly having to turn around and find a different path.
The ten minute drive to Spookytown took forty-five minutes, even with almost no traffic on the roads. When we pulled into the parking lot, it was eerily empty. A man at the door told us that the store had no power. It was their biggest day of the year — in fact, the only day that really mattered — and they weren’t sure if they’d even be able to open.
I took the kids instead to the supermarket. It was open, but barely functional. The shelves had yet to be restocked from the pre-storm hysteria. The freezers were cordoned off with police tape, and what remained in the refrigerated cases was marked “Not for sale”. Employees whose job was to fill up the shelves were instead spending the morning throwing things away. Clearly, they had lost power at one point, and all the perishables had perished.
So this was our Halloween. One thing was for sure: it delivered on spookiness.
The only bright side was that my kids didn’t have many past Halloweens to compare this to. For all they knew, this was a kick-ass All Hallow’s Eve. We decided that our afternoon would be spent watching Halloween specials on TV and having a pizza party. You know, typical Halloween stuff.
Then, the doorbell rang. It was Cinderella. She had tiny glass slippers and a school jacket draped over her light blue ball gown. Her tiny arms spread open the mouth of a shopping bag full of fun sized candies.
In my 17 years in Los Angeles, living in apartments and condos with security codes, I’d never had a single trick-or-treater come to my door. This was the first time I’d given candy to a little kid in a costume since I was a kid myself.
I thought Halloween had been canceled, but when I looked up and down my block, I saw more of them. Harry Potters and Spider-Men and, for some weird reason, a lot of Crayola crayons. (Seriously, what the hell? Is there a factory nearby?)
“Drew!” I shouted. “Trick-or-treaters! Tons of them!”
It was like the sappy final reel of a Christmas movie, where the protagonist loses his last bit of holiday spirit only to glance out the window and see snow falling or Scrooge hoisting a roast goose.
A Halloween miracle.
We turned off Dora’s Halloween episode and raced the kids to the door. “You guys want to go trick-or-treating?” we asked.
You Daddy’s Rock!!!
I’m glad you survived the storm more or less intact and that the kids got to have a Hallowe’en after all. It’s not my favourite time of the year – where I grew up we always had to consider whether it was going to be raining or snowing – but I did enjoy handing out treats and seeing others costumes. Unfortunately I haven’t done that for years since I live in an apartment.
You all look great in your costumes – good final selections. 😉
Bennett’s costume! Too cute! Glad you are all safe, I was actually thinking of you (which is strange, seeing as I don’t know you….) and hoping that you were all ok. Happy Halloween!
Thanks. We got very lucky!
I love Bennet’s princess costume!
So glad you all survived Frankenstorm! I bet it was eerie driving around the empty streets. I reckon the supermarket just needed a zombie apocalypse to make it really awesome haha.
Love your costumes 🙂
Thanks. It was really weird NOT seeing zombies alongside all the other sights. It would’ve been a perfect time to film a low-budget post-apocalyptic film, for sure.
You guys are amazing! Love the costumes 🙂
Glad to know that you didn’t suffer any damage from the storm except not getting to the real Spookyville… It looked pretty scary from what we saw on tv. I’m happy that trick and treating continued, reassuring proof that life carried on as normally as possible 🙂
The other towns around ours have rescheduled trick-or-treating for other days, so it’s possible my kids might even get to go again! 🙂
Yes, I’m glad to know you all are ok. I just love reading your blog. You’re such a great and funny family.
Glad to hear you made through the storm safely. I love the picture of you all in costume, adorable.
I love you guys.
Glad you are all unscathed and the kids ha a blast.
Jerry Mahoney is the greatest dad in the history of dads. He turned a grim, sad sort of Halloween into one of the happiest in my memory. I could not be luckier.
This was the closest thing I’ve had in my adult life to the kind of Halloweens I had as a kid. The hurricane only added to the spookiness.
LOVE your costumes! So cute! Glad that your Halloween was saved 🙂
so glad that everything worked out for the little one’s despite everything….cute costumes….
How did you ever locate Buzz & Woody in adult sizes….soooo jealous!!
It was either those two or we would’ve gone as Angry Birds.
love angry birds…
Holy crap! You guys are the BEST when it comes to making memories! Thanks for sharing!
It’s a wonderful Halloween! And how wonderfully you’ve written about it. A story you can tell your kids every Halloween for years to come!
Nice — that would’ve been a much better title for this post. 🙂
Fantastic ending to a crummy few days for us easter coasters. We can’t wait to take our daughter Trick-or-Treating next Halloween. Thanks for sharing!
You guys have a lot to look forward to. Like a lot of other stuff, parenting “gets better”, too. 🙂
I’ve definitely checked the blog a few times over the last few days to see how you all had fared during the storm. SO glad you are all okay!! And, of course, glad you had a great Halloween!
You are very sweet. It’s so nice reading these comments from people who were concerned about us. We really do feel very fortunate to have come through as well as we did. So many people have suffered so much.
Brought tears to my eyes. Thanks for the story Jerry.
I bet Buzz and Woody scored loads of treats but Bennet’s princess dress definitely takes the cake. Well-done!
It was SO SWEET seeing kids’ reactions to us as Buzz and Woody, like we were the real characters and not just two guys in costumes. It got to this jaded old man’s heart, that’s for sure. Although one older kid looked at us and said, “You’re Buzz and Woody. So where’s the girl?” (i.e., Jessie, from the movies) Drew (under his breath): “Ask your parents.”
The profile shot of them taking in the skeleton killed me. Glad you all stayed safe- as a former NYCer it’s been hard to see that area like this!
So glad they got to go out trick or treating!! 🙂
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So glad that you all were kept safe through the first storm and hoping that this next one is as benign. Thanks for sharing this fantastic story. I know that you’ve implied meltdowns certainly occur for your family from time to time, but for a couple of three-year-olds, they really do seem to roll with the punches; and that’s just great! 🙂
Thanks, they’re definitely amazingly good kids. I try to make that point at least as often as I complain about the meltdowns, but maybe I forget sometimes. 🙂