Why are you reading this? It’s time to head over to Amazon and twerk my book (i.e., preorder at the same time as everyone else).
Haven’t you been reading my posts the last few days?
No, wait! Don’t click those links now.
Just go to Amazon and order!
Hurry!
Now!
(Thanks. You’re awesome.)
jerry-mahoney.com 
Done! And estimated delivery is my birthday! Happy Birthday to ME!!
Thanks — and hey, I’m May 18th — we’re practically birthday neighbors!
May 15 – just around the corner! I knew there was a reason I liked you so much! 😉
Ordered!!
Did it! I wanted free shipping so I ordered Kiss the Cow for my son. I’m sure I will totally forget about this and it will be a wonderful surprise.
Awesome. Now I have to look up Kiss the Cow. How have I not read that already? 🙂
It’s adorable! It requires a little singing and voices and acting out.
Thanks!
Done, now I’ll get a great surprise in May!
Thanks!
TWERKED
YEAH!
Hey Jerry,
I’m so mad. I missed the noon twerk! Work was crazy. But I made up for it and just ordered 2 copies. One for me and one for Ali’s father. Hope you got your numbers. Love to all.
Sue Sent from my iPad
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You’re too nice, Aunt Sue! Thanks for ordering!
What ranking did you get!?!?
Done, Mommy Man!
Best wishes for a best seller!
Hugs!
Thanks, Mary! Hugging back!