Bennett: “Daddy, when I grow up, I’m going to build a ride for Disney World.”
Me: “That’s great. What kind of ride?”
Bennett: “It’ll be for babies.”
Me: “Good idea. They don’t have a lot of rides for babies. And what will it be?”
Bennett: “A Tower of Terror.”
Me: “Hmm… OK. Well, what are you going to call it?”
Bennett: “The Baby Tower of Terror.”
Me: “How is it going to be different from the regular Tower of Terror?”
Bennett: “It’s not.”
Me: “It’ll be just as tall?”
Me: “And just as dark?”
Me: “Don’t you think babies will be scared?”
Bennett: “Nope, because it’s for babies.”
Sutton: “I’m going to make a ride called Minnie’s Fashion Bow Ride.”
Me: “What happens in your ride?”
Sutton: “You ride in a bow and you see all of Minnie’s bows and beautiful dresses.”
Me: “How long does this ride last?”
Sutton: “15 or 20 hours.”
Sutton’s idea – I’m laughing. So. hard.
I do agree that Sutton’s idea sounds far less terrifying (or at least it’s terrifying in something other than the horror kind of way!), but I’m still super amused at Bennett’s logic. “The ride will be no different, but it says it’s for babies; therefore, babies must like it.” :p
Sutton & Bennett: Developing new and highly effective methods of torture since 2014. haha
HAHAHAHA hilarious. They both sound terrifying 😉
Sutton’s idea is dead on cuz that’s exactly how girls are about their accessories
15 or 20 hours? Sounds like a good ride, I hope they serve food and beverages on it!
I prefer Sutton’s. By the time she is old enough – hope she adds some bling.
Hahahahaha. Smart kids!
Sutton’s idea sounds like MY Tower of Terror! And I’m a woman! Hilarious!