Daddy Was So Mad

Me: “That was a good book.  What’s something that makes you mad?”

Bennett: “When we went to the McDonald’s and it didn’t have a Playplace.”

Me: “Yes, I’ve apologized for that many times.  Sutton, what makes you mad?”

Sutton: “When you hurt my ear.”

Me: “What?!  When did I hurt your ear?”

Sutton: “When you were singing.”