WHY BE PRACTICAL?

Pop quiz: Where is Jerry going this weekend?

A. New York City

B. Paris

C. Venice

D. Ancient Egypt

E. All of the above

If you guessed E, you’re right!

With the new apartment in complete disarray, the old apartment desperately in need of cleaning and huge Christmas debt just around the corner, what’s the last thing I need right now? How ’bout a weekend in Vegas?

Don’t mind if I do!

I’m in for two full days of 21 Madness at the Sahara, Dance Dance Revolution at the New York New York game room, getting drunk on watered-down free margaritas and, for a change, no strip clubs! Yippee!

If I have time, I may finally make a pilgrimage to this place. See what kinds of things you learn when you google yourself? Sure, it’s cool to have a casino named after you, but why couldn’t it be the Bellagio?

Fun link of the day: This is the kind of internet geekdom I wholeheartedly support (and wish I had thought of first). This guy is reviewing every #1 R&B hit of the 1980’s. I hope he’ll be kind to Gregory Abbott.