I’d like to issue a big thank you to my most favoritest group of people in the world right now:
People who’ve recently underestimated my age by more than a decade!
|My Dental Hygenist||“Like 20”|
|Waiter at Anna’s||less than 21|
|Guy who installed my dishwasher||however old Frankie Muniz is*|
* This one is worth recounting in detail. He had just noticed a Buffy magnet on the fridge…
DISHWASHER INSTALLATION GUY: You know, I installed a dishwasher at her house.
ME: Sarah Michelle Gellar?
DIG: Yeah. Well, her old house.
ME: Was it a nice house?
DIG: Eh. Nothin’ special. I guess she don’t make that much money.
DIG: You know who’s got a nice house that I been to? That kid from Malcolm in the Middle.
ME: Which one?
DIG: Ya know, the middle one.
DIG: Yeah. Huge house. And he’s so busy, got all his assistants runnin’ around. I had no idea he had all that money. And he’s just a kid. Probably about your age.
I gave him a big tip.
(And yes, he really said, “Ya know, the middle one.”)