THANK YOU
I’d like to issue a big thank you to my most favoritest group of people in the world right now:
People who’ve recently underestimated my age by more than a decade!
| Person | Guess |
|---|---|
| My Dental Hygenist | “Like 20” |
| Waiter at Anna’s | less than 21 |
| Guy who installed my dishwasher | however old Frankie Muniz is* |
* This one is worth recounting in detail. He had just noticed a Buffy magnet on the fridge…
DISHWASHER INSTALLATION GUY: You know, I installed a dishwasher at her house.
ME: Sarah Michelle Gellar?
DIG: Yeah. Well, her old house.
ME: Was it a nice house?
DIG: Eh. Nothin’ special. I guess she don’t make that much money.
ME: Oh.
DIG: You know who’s got a nice house that I been to? That kid from Malcolm in the Middle.
ME: Which one?
DIG: Ya know, the middle one.
ME: Malcolm?
DIG: Yeah. Huge house. And he’s so busy, got all his assistants runnin’ around. I had no idea he had all that money. And he’s just a kid. Probably about your age.
I gave him a big tip.
(And yes, he really said, “Ya know, the middle one.”)
